Kiss Everyone

/ KILL YOUR HEROES / FUCK YOUR ENEMIES /

martinjensen:

Mike Birbiglia: My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend (2013, Seth Barrish)

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scrims:

scrims:

scrims:

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

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cooljaku:

reblog if you have these tabs open at all times <3

cooljaku:

reblog if you have these tabs open at all times <3

I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.

—Joshua Graham (via outdoor-anarchy)

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metalfacedvillain:

THE FUCK WAS REN AND STIMPY ACTUALLY?

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[thinking about unobtainable men]